"Google-ee-goo!" says Felix Sloo,
Preverbal-potamus
Spittle-and snot-imus
Nuclear potty-puss
Bon-mot from botty-puss
Room-clearing poo—it’s Felix Sloo!
Nu, peek-a-boo, Felix Sloo!
Homunculus Sloo-erus
Unum e pluribus
Head full of fur-ibus
Man about yurt-ibus
Cute little squirt-ibus
Every bit you, Felix Sloo.
O Felix Sloo, Felix Sloo
What are your parents going to do
With a blubbery burperous
Diapery Slurperous
Nocturnal chirperous
Liquid-leak-iferous
Vermi-squirm-iferous
Beautiful boy-ferous
Half stone of joy-ferous
Most mazel tov-ferous,
Felix Sloo!
On the occasion of your birth, March 7th, 2000